it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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