WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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