As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
