I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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