I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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