I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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