Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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