You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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