I don't think brook has ever known best
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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