South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Do plants get herpes?
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