Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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