everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You should frame my arrest warrant.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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