Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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