I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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