Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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