I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You smell like stripper and shame
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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