do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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