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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
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For your pussy...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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