I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
