I'm jealous of your bromance
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
