I just cut my nipple shaving
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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