He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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