I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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