maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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