Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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