i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Someone came in the potted fern
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
