from now on my penis is your penis
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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