dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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