I'm gonna have a badass scar
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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