i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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