But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
