Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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