She's JV to your varsity
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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