Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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