take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
smell my finger.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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