I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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