All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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