OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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