he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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