Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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