you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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