Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He has the fingertips of a God
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