youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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