Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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