Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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