question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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