Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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