i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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