the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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