i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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